Hashtags

These are the new thing, huh? Send in what hashtags you use under comments, and we'll create a list.
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#littlebobby
#ihatehashtags
#blog
#awesomeness

Hippos

They're fat and chubby. I want to squeeze them. Hippo!!!!!!!!

Belly Buttons

Innies or Outies? Which one do you have? Why are they called buttons? Why aren't they called belly dots? It's weird.

Food

It's yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, must of it is. As a little kid I really hated brouslesprouts. Now they're okay. Must food, though, is DELICIOUS!!!

Hunger Games

This was a pretty good book. It was filled with a ton of action and excitement. It made you want to flip the page even when it was three o'clock in the morning. Plus, everyone knows this book now, so one of the most popular names for baby boys last year was Peeta.

A Midsummer Nights Dream

This is a book that I was forced to read during the 2012-2013 school year. I didn't really like it that much (or at all really). Anyways, I don't think that I would ever read that book again. So, that's what I think of this book.

Posts

I decided to do a post on posts. I have a lot of them, and the number is steadily rising. In the first day alone I had over thirty posts. I could have more if you left your requests under comment. If you don't have an amount and can't leave a message, feel free to email me at littlebobby 447@gmail.com. Hope to see your ideas soon!

The Sun

Don't look at it, or you'll burn your eyes. When you stare at it, you're burning off your brain cells. Anyway, it's a big star. I don't know why it's so famous, though. I mean everyone knows about it, yet it's not considered a celebrity or anything. The sun is big.

Quittich

In Harry Potter Quittich is a game where they fly around on broomsticks, beating balls and trying to get them into hoops. Quittich is a game in real life, though, too. It's a combination of soccer, basketball, and something else that I can't remember at this moment in time. Anyway, it's a lot of fun. You should try it sometime.

Bacon

I don't know about you, but I LOVE bacon! Its crunchy and delicious! I'm going to go eat some right now!!!!!!

Post of the Day: June 1, 2013

It's June!

Eggs

This morning I ate some eggs and I realized, "Eggs are white!" I have never really stopped to think about the whiteness of eggs. Have you? I am a strange child.

My Blog photo

My picture is a pic of Zuko from Avatar: The last air bender. Whenever my friend and I see that pic we start cracking up.

Dog Food

It's for dogs, not humans. Then why do people try it? There's so many weird people out there who  have tried dog food. I even once met a little boy who liked it and ate it often. I find that very repulsive and disgusting. It has the name dog food for a reason, you know.

Les Miserables

This is a very sad movie that will make you go into tears(not that it made me do that or anything). It is all songs, but it is still one of the best movies I have ever seen. This topic was requested by our biggest fan. I'm still unclear on what her name is.

Duct tape

Whats up with duct tape? Why is it sticky? Why is it colorful? Stay tune when I answer none of these questions!!!!!!!!!

Santa Clause

Santa is so fat that he is fat! Santa is a stalker! Seriously, he sneaks into everyones house and he watches you when your sleeping. He even knows when you've done something wrong. Creepy, right?

Advertisement

Okay, so to advertise for my blog I went around hanging up flyers. On my way home someone threw it away. Now I'm heartbroken. :(

Fans

Not fans that blow but our fans. Of our website. Our number one had many names. On Skype she's Anna. On comments it says she's Jessica, but she signs her name as Susan. You could be our new biggest fan. Just  add us as a contact on Skype, leave us comments, or even email us!

ABC Gum

Somebody asked me to talk about my ABC (already been chewed) gum collection. I don't have one.

Eyes

I am obsessed with eyes. Do you want to know the different ways to torture eyes? Too bad- I'm not going to tell you! They're too violent. Anyway, I see you!

Nail Polish

Why do girls wear nail polish? I don't get it. Maybe its because I'm a boy but still, it seems wierd to me. Thats it.

Poop

Ewww! Who wants a post on poop?

Dads

Someone complained about there being nothing about poop or daddies. I told them I'd fix that problem. Dads are nice. The end.

The Price of Tea in China

Someone asked what the price of tea in China is. It is currently €1.40.

Loading

Everything takes so long to load these days. I hate it! Oh, by the way, just leave us a comment of topics to talk about, and well talk about it. As you can tell, we're desperate.

The Name Sarah

It's a name. Get over it. It's not that special. Now, Bob, on the other hand, is a very rare name. It's amazing.

People

Holy cow, you're a person? I'm a person, too! We have so much in common!

Ringtones

Have you ever been in the middle of an important meeting, and this really annoying ringtone went off? Really, because that's never happened to me! Just put your phone on vibrate, people!

Brothers

They're really annoying. I have one, and that's my only sibling, but he's the most annoying thing that ever existed. How does he have a girlfriend?

Teachers

I swear they actually live at school! They don't seem to have a life. I was never a teacher, though, so what do I know? The only job I ever had was...well, you can tell by this blog that I don't have a life...or a job.

Cars

They come in all different shapes, sizes, and colors! I wonder what would happen if you let a four year old drive a car? I'm going to go find out, bye! P.S.  Don't call the police. It wasn't my idea.

Losing Your Memory

I do this a lot. Once I forgot the name of my school when I was just a young child. Yep, that's pretty much my only story about this topic. Goodbye!

Pie

I like pie. It's filled with sugar and it is delicious. Eat it.

Skype

This is a very helpful app. You can see people, and type to them! Wow! Yeah, I really have nothing to say about Skype. It's just up against a lot of competition. Why are there so many different types of video chat things? You can add me to your Skype contacts. My username is littlebobby447. Too bad I hate video chatting. You can still type to me, though. Although I may not type back. You may be a stalker!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

I wasn't really paying attention to the movie because I was eating ALOT of cookies (they were Delicious) but the parts that I did see were pretty good. I didn't like the part where Sirius Black died (I got sad). Then that deranged teacher lady came and ruined the school. It was funny to watch her get eaten by Fred and George's firework dragon. Anyways, I love the Harry Potter movies. If you haven't seen them then you should.

Chips

Unhealthy!!!!!!!! They make you obese! Don't eat them-they're bad for your health! Ragin' Ranch chips-they even have 'artificially favored' on the front of the bag! What's wrong with us people, eating sugar crap all day long? 150 calories! Ragin' Ranch chips have 150  calories! That's only for one serving, which is only 13 chips. That's 150 calories in 13 chips. Go exercise now. You'll need it. P.S. I'm eating them right now!!!

Pudding

Luna Lovegood loves pudding. It's so full of sugar! If you want to get as fat as I am, eat pudding all day long and nothing else! Just don't complain to me, when you're doctor tells you to stop.

Fitting In

So many people have popular trends these days. They just want to fit in. No one fits in completely. Everyone is their own unique individual. Plus, who begins ask these trends? Why should we follow that person? Be yourself!

Bulletin Boards

One time there was this bulletin board that said, "If you're as backed up as this traffic, visit poopdoctor.com." That's how we got the idea for our website.

Crows

They remember faces! If you feed it, it'll follow you for life. If you're mean to it, well, that's not good. One time there was this little girl, who threw something at a crow and was mean to it, and while the crow was flying by, it saw her at school and attacked her. Ahhhh! Never be mean to a crow.

Puppets

They're scary and weird. They're just imaginary things that people use to 'talk' with them to make them seem like living things. They're a waste of money, and they just frighten tiny children. Run for your lives!

School

It's pointless. Maybe it's not, but why does it have to be seven hours long? It's stupid. Plus, what's the point of learning science, if you're not planning to be a scientist? Or history, if you're not planning to be a historian? It's stupid, all they're trying to do is waste your time and money!

Dead Squirrels

So, I looked up pictures of dead squirrels on Google. It came up with some very interesting pictures. There was one with army men killing a squirrel. There was one with a puppy with a squirrel in its mouth. There was one with very dramatic blood. You know how when you begin to type something in on Google, other options come up? Well, it came up with dead squirrels and little girls!!!

Avatar: The Last Airbender

LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katara and Zuko should get together. Zuko should dump Mai and go out with Katara. Who does Tai Lee marry? Zuko marries Mai, Aang marries Katara, Sokka marries Sooki, who does Toph and Tai Lee marry? Bending looks fun and sometimes helpful. Thats it. BYE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caillou

There are many strange Caillou episodes. First of all, why does that boy keep taking his shirt off? In another episode the mommy looks at the Zamboni driver in a lovey-dovey way. She probably thinks he's 'man-pretty.' (Caillou's parents are having PROBLEMS!!!!!!!) In another episode Calliou's parents kiss. Eew! Then daddy sticks up his bottom. When the two people kiss at the wedding, Rosie makes the funniest noise EVER!!! Caillou is not appropriate for young children, and therefore it should be rated R.

What we do!

Here at Poop Daddy we talk about very random things. That's it. If you have any questions about any random thing, please put it under comments. Thank You.